This isn't supposed to happen:

I don't live abutting the river, or the wetland:

The weather is not playing very fair (which is probably people's fault at this point):

Between me and the car is ankle-deep water. In the dark last night, I missed the sidewalk and stepped in the marsh that was my front yard. Sank immediately -- water over ankle there:

Backyard not so bad... which is good, as I have a septic tank (opposite side of where this water stands):

Ground is absolutely sodden beyond its abilities. Could surely use a very dry month... what say you, W.C.?

*Sigh*. Not feeling good about it.
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