November 2nd, 2011

kaiju

Writer's Block: Secret love

Have you ever had a secret admirer? What happened?


Ow.

My 'secret admirer' [the quotes are because it didn't stay secret for long] was my bestest friend... a [i]girl[/i] who would totally want to be more... except, uh... gay.

I'm convinced that GOD plays this shit on us because he thinks it's funny. I've thought for the past 25 years or so that GOD loves irony.


Bastard.