harsens_rob (harsens_rob) wrote,

I'm sorry - did no one notice I can't resist TV Memes?

This time, eowyn_315 is the guilty one - That's right, I'm calling you out  ;-)

The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets.

ER. I used to love it so, and then I sort of just... drifted away from it and when I see it on TNT, I usually stop channel flipping, and yet I've only got the first 3 seasons on DVD, so I must not be in love with it anymore. Or maybe it's just too effing expensive and is always hinting it wants some more money out of me....

The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy.

Oz. Isn't there one person on there who is decent enough to be my pretend prison-boyfriend? No. No, there isn't.

The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town.

Discovery Channel's Shark Week - because let's face it, there is only so many different ways to film a shark swimming and eating and I don't want to start resenting it for turning boring on me.

The steady.  

Buffy. And I resent the implication there could be another answer - like I'm some sort of tramp? Well, I never *stomps off to re-watch Passion*.

The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with.

Farscape. I want to like this so much better than I did so I can look cool hanging out on its arm, but I just couldn't get into it. Damn it.

The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't.

Angel. And I don't know why the passion isn't there, which makes me sad and frustrated.

The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it.  

Alias. WTF? On a biscuit. Why, why did you treat me that way, you ass kicking bitch - you should have been my new Buffy - but no. You just left me cold and alone on the floor.

The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere.

Queer As Folk (U.S.) - Somehow I haven't managed to collect beyond 1st season and it's just so far down on my list of DVDs to purchase. And IT HAS NAKED MEN - what is wrong with this picture (hint, I refuse to accept "It's you" as an answer).

The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep thinking, "him?"

The same answer: Torchwood - I don't get it.  

The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly.  

Intervention. 'Cause honestly, how many times can you watch the same story with different faces?

The one who gave you the best damned summer of your life and whom you measure all other potential partners against. 

PBR Ford Tough professional bull riding! OMG, cowboys are way hotter than I thought.

The high school sweetheart you never truly "got over" and still stalk on Facebook.

Star Trek in all of its incarnations - but I think that Next Generation and DS9 may file restraining orders soon.

The one you thought would've gone somewhere but you caught on way too late.

Hoarders - see the same reasons as 'Intervention', though. And, Dr. Who - which may be alright if the special effects were as good as anything in Buffy - but, no.

The one who keeps coming back just as you've started to forget his name.

Storm Stories -- yes, the frickin' Weather Channel! I never seek it out, but then it's on and I'm flipping through the guide and pretty soon I'm watching a marathon.

The new fling you're still giddy about.

Okay, I don't have an new-new ones, but I came to Deadliest Catch a little late and I'm in love with it and haven't been able to mention it yet.

The guy you went out with for a while and who turned out to be kind of a jerk, but you can't really care because he was also kind of boring.

Charmed. I'm so deeply, deeply disappointed in it - and anyone who tries to say it was better than Buffy should be slapped until they can't see - I'm sorry, but you just should.

Okay - now, please stop with these things
(by which, I of course mean where is the next one - gimmee, gimmee, gimmee).
Tags: meme, opinion

  • Post a new comment


    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened